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Jokes About Socks

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1. What did the hat say to the sock?
"I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot"


2. I don’t get the idea behind Fap-socks

When I have a Fap, I do it barefoot


3. Why did I take my children to work today

I wore the wrong sock


4. What do you call a bear with no socks on

Barefoot


5. Why did the golfer buy two pairs of socks

He was afraid he’d get a hole in on



6. How do you know it’s time to buy new socks

When you stand on a penny and can tell if it’s heads or tails


7. Did well at strip poker the other night

I played my socks off


8. Why are old socks good for golf

Because they have 18 holes


9. Children are like sock

Alot of them go missing


10. "One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."



11. I like my socks like I like my wo



Thick, high, and wa




12. How did the farmer mend his soc



With cabbage patch




13. I’m not afraid of taking off my so



I just get cold fe




14. I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks but I’ve lost o




15. Somebody told me my socks didn’t ma



To which I responded, "I have another pair just like these!




16. What kind of socks do you need to plant flow
s


Garden h
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17. Socks are expens
e


I can go on a date or I can buy a pack of socks. I was going to ask this girl out, but then I got cold f
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18. Your guy didn’t know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned so
s


But argyle know s
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19. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of so
s


Gee, you k
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20. How many inches can you fit in a s
k


One f
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21. Did you hear about the pants with leg warm
s


It will knock your socks
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22. My girlfriend asked me if I bring an extra pair of socks when I play g
f


With a confused look I replied, "No.
She said "What happens if you get a hole in one
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23. What do you call someone that likes to mix and match their
c
s

Heterosocksual

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